Last week, I shared that Tom is the Poet Laureate for the Kalamazoo Curling Club. And several of you called me out . . . for not including some of his (rather naughty) limericks.
Here you go.
Three (because Thursday) of Tom's limericks.
Curling Limerick #1
I met a skip last November
Had a curling tattoo on his member
Most times it said “MEND”
But on cue would extend
To say “Hey, come check out my 8-ender”
Curling Limerick #2
There once was a curler named Ina
Who’d learned how to guard in Regina
Twixt her knees held a rock
And with that she did block
Any draw attempt to her . . . button
Curling Limerick #3
Twas a curler who got into some trouble
Drank too much and passed out in the rubble
He woke up sick and giddy
With only one kidney
And a tramp-stamp that said “missed the double”
And. There you are.
Be sure to visit Carole today for more Three on Thursday fun!
I'm heading to Colorado this morning for an extended weekend visit. There may or may not be a blog post tomorrow. (Oh, the suspense. . . )