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By Request

Last week, I shared that Tom is the Poet Laureate for the Kalamazoo Curling Club.  And several of you called me out . . . for not including some of his (rather naughty) limericks.

So.  

Here you go.  
Three (because Thursday) of Tom's limericks.  
By request.

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Curling Limerick #1

I met a skip last November
Had a curling tattoo on his member
Most times it said “MEND”
But on cue would extend
To say “Hey, come check out my 8-ender”

Curling Limerick #2

There once was a curler named Ina
Who’d learned how to guard in Regina
Twixt her knees held a rock
And with that she did block
Any draw attempt to her . . . button

Curling Limerick #3

Twas a curler who got into some trouble
Drank too much and passed out in the rubble
He woke up sick and giddy
With only one kidney
And a tramp-stamp that said “missed the double”

And.  There you are.

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Be sure to visit Carole today for more Three on Thursday fun!

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I'm heading to Colorado this morning for an extended weekend visit.  There may or may not be a blog post tomorrow.   (Oh, the suspense. . . )

 

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Patty

These are great Tom! Kym, have a wonderful visit in CO...wish I was heading there too! xo

kayT

Made me laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing. I wish I could watch curling some time other than the olympics. Not a lot of curling in Texas (or California where I used to live) so I don't know a lot about the sport, but enough to know I enjoy it!

Vicki

Haha! Those are GREAT!! Have a great trip, Kym!

Debbie

Thanks for sharing and making me laugh this morning! Hope you have a wonderful trip!

Bonny

Tom is indeed a clever wordsmith! Enjoy your visit to CO; like Patty, I wish I was also heading there. John said last night that we don't see Ryan enough, and that is true. I have to remedy that.

Vera

What fun! These are wonderful and Fletch is really going to enjoy them too.

I have CO envy! Have a wonderful time and safe travels.

Jeannie Gray

LOL, thanks for the laugh! It was most needed this morning.

Bridget

Excellent! Tom is clearly a genius. :-)

Have a fun trip to Colorado!

Jo

Brrr...Colorado is pretty chilly right now. Hope your visit is terrific dispite the weather.

margene

Enjoy your visit west! Tom is a hoot!

Kat

Have an amazing LONG weekend away!

And, Tom, oh my! I laughed, and thanks for sharing!

Mary

LOLLOLOL! and safe travels. and I hope you don't post tomorrow. and I most definitely hope that Tom writes more limericks for you to share here. (also, I still don't understand curling ;-)

Chloe

Will have to show this to my husband.

Carole

Fabulous! I'll be sharing these with Dale for sure!

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