Headline News - Special Thanksgiving Edition
11/27/2015
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Yesterday was a Very Good Day. But today . . . we are tired. Let's break it down into headlines.
Woman Orders 20-pound Organic, Free-Range, Vegetable-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Turkey by Mistake: Faints at Cash Register
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Family Declares BEST TURKEY EVER!
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Family Matriarch Doubles Mashed Potato Recipe: Quick Thinking Has Her Mixing Them in a Punch Bowl
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Family Dogs Pull Back-to-Back Security Shifts: Turkey Safe for Another Year
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Gingerbread House Decorating Proceeds As Scheduled: No Cave-ins or Breakdowns Reported
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Family Declares Black-Friday-Free Day: No Shopping Planned
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Hope you all enjoyed a relaxing holiday (or just great regular day, if you don't live in the US!) -- without any unexpected headlines.