Headline News - Special Thanksgiving Edition
11/27/2015
27/30
Yesterday was a Very Good Day. But today . . . we are tired. Let's break it down into headlines.
Woman Orders 20-pound Organic, Free-Range, Vegetable-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Turkey by Mistake: Faints at Cash Register
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Family Declares BEST TURKEY EVER!
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Family Matriarch Doubles Mashed Potato Recipe: Quick Thinking Has Her Mixing Them in a Punch Bowl
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Family Dogs Pull Back-to-Back Security Shifts: Turkey Safe for Another Year
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Gingerbread House Decorating Proceeds As Scheduled: No Cave-ins or Breakdowns Reported
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Family Declares Black-Friday-Free Day: No Shopping Planned
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Hope you all enjoyed a relaxing holiday (or just great regular day, if you don't live in the US!) -- without any unexpected headlines.
You might be eating turkey for awhile. We will too.
Posted by: claudia | 11/27/2015 at 08:17 AM
No shopping here either! Those fancy turkeys are expensive but worth it - I get ours from a local turkey farm. mmmmm.
Posted by: Carole | 11/27/2015 at 09:22 AM
Sounds like a wonderful day, except now you will have to budget all year buy 20-pound Organic, Free-Range, Vegetable-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Turkeys for subsequent Thanksgivings. Or maybe ... you might want to buy a few turkey poults in the spring and raise your own!
Posted by: Bonny | 11/27/2015 at 09:28 AM
Mmm. I bet that $$ turkey will be picked to the bone! No shopping here, either; work instead (oh goody).
Posted by: Vicki | 11/27/2015 at 10:19 AM
Blog reader spits out coffee laughing!
Posted by: Jo | 11/27/2015 at 11:25 AM
Too bad about the sticker shock, but it must have been worth it for the best turkey ever.
Posted by: Cheryl S. | 11/27/2015 at 02:18 PM
Love these headlines! Thanks for the laugh. Have a wonderful reception this weekend for the happy couple.
Posted by: April McLain | 11/27/2015 at 04:11 PM
I love your headlines posts! Such a good idea, and you do it so well :-)
Posted by: kmkat | 11/27/2015 at 04:23 PM
So glad to hear the dogs are on duty! Hope they took some time to chillax today! May the rest of your weekend produce good news stories!
Posted by: margene | 11/27/2015 at 05:37 PM
Noooooooo shopping! :-) Here's to a happy headlines all weekend long!
Posted by: Patty | 11/27/2015 at 07:23 PM