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Headline News - Special Thanksgiving Edition

27/30

Yesterday was a Very Good Day.  But today . . . we are tired.  Let's break it down into headlines.

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Woman Orders 20-pound Organic, Free-Range, Vegetable-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Turkey by Mistake:  Faints at Cash Register

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Family Declares BEST TURKEY EVER!

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Family Matriarch Doubles Mashed Potato Recipe: Quick Thinking Has Her Mixing Them in a Punch Bowl

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Family Dogs Pull Back-to-Back Security Shifts:  Turkey Safe for Another Year

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Gingerbread House Decorating Proceeds As Scheduled:  No Cave-ins or Breakdowns Reported

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Family Declares Black-Friday-Free Day:  No Shopping Planned

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Hope you all enjoyed a relaxing holiday (or just great regular day, if you don't live in the US!) -- without any unexpected headlines.

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