Headline News

Headline News

 My life . . . reduced to headlines again. 

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Life comes to grinding halt for 24 hours as local woman prepares to host book group at home.

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Woman credits cookbook maven Ina Garten for highly successful menu:  Reports "We'll be eating leftover Israeli Couscous & Tuna Salad for a week, though."

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Disaster narrowly averted:  wagging tails threaten full wine glasses on coffee table.  No spills reported.

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Book group first:  All members finish book.  Engaging discussion ensues.

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Hostess collapses with one more glass of of wine after guests depart.  Exclaims "I'm so glad that's over."

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Happy Friday.  Here's to a nice and relaxing weekend for all of you.


Headline News - Special Thanksgiving Edition

27/30

Yesterday was a Very Good Day.  But today . . . we are tired.  Let's break it down into headlines.

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Woman Orders 20-pound Organic, Free-Range, Vegetable-Fed, Antibiotic-Free Turkey by Mistake:  Faints at Cash Register

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Family Declares BEST TURKEY EVER!

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Family Matriarch Doubles Mashed Potato Recipe: Quick Thinking Has Her Mixing Them in a Punch Bowl

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Family Dogs Pull Back-to-Back Security Shifts:  Turkey Safe for Another Year

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Gingerbread House Decorating Proceeds As Scheduled:  No Cave-ins or Breakdowns Reported

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Family Declares Black-Friday-Free Day:  No Shopping Planned

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Hope you all enjoyed a relaxing holiday (or just great regular day, if you don't live in the US!) -- without any unexpected headlines.


Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

13/30

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Once again, my week is reduced to headlines . . . 

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Couple Ventures to Men's Clothing Store for New Sportscoat:  We go once every 15 years, whether we need to or not, says husband

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Massive Great Lakes Windstorm Prevents Intrepid Walker From Completing Daily March Through Time:  Even the dogs wouldn't go outside! 

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Windstorm Creates Dangerous Waves on Lake Michigan Shoreline:  Blows All Remaining Leaves to Detroit

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Woman Goes for Annual Mammogram; Reminds Others to Get One, Too!

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Family Dogs Turn Themselves Inside Out With Barking at Racoon Sighting in Front Yard

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Blogger Scraping Bottom Less Than Mid-Way Through NaBloPoMo

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Have a great weekend!

 


Headline News

What if . . . my week was reduced to headlines?

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Couple wins Bells Bash Lottery --  Thrilled to Score Hottest Tickets In Town!

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Disgruntled Swimmer Silenced With Pool Re-opening Scheduled for Saturday
Delays Tax Patience of Club Swimmers

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Guest at First Ever Exclusive Beer Tasting Event:  "I Usually Hate Porters.  But This One is Really Good!"  
Home Brewers Vow to Continue Tasting Events Through Fall

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Wine Sale Saturday:  20% Off
Just in Time, says Local Collector

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Gridiron Action Begins:  Outspoken Local Woman Heard Muttering WHO CARES?

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Hope your weekend is newsworthy!