What's a chemistry student to do over the summer?

I mean, really. What do you do when your friends are off on exciting ventures in, say, Peru. . . or India . . . or Vienna. Or even at home in much more exotic locations . . . like Albuquerque, for example. And you. . . have to take Calculus II at the local community college because you didn't have room for it in your schedule last semester.
What do you do to get past the dullness . . . of a summer mowing the lawn?
Why, you try your hand at making beer, that's what you do!

Way back in '79, the summer I started going out with Tom, he was making beer in his basement bedroom. At the time, I thought this was . . . rather peculiar. And colorful. I mean, it was unusual... back then... to brew your own beer.

That summer, Tom spent a lot of time looking for equipment that would work for home brewing.

I remember he was using a giant trash can (properly sanitized, of course), and that he spent a very long time looking for some sort of "______ometer" (I don't remember the name of that particular thing, and he's not around right now to ask).

In the end, his beer was . . . okay. Rather explosive, though. (Some of the bottles actually DID explode.) He got busy with grad school. And fishing. And me. And the beer-making was left behind.

Now, though. . . there are two chemists in the house. And they are both interested in the art of craft beer making. What better time to give it a try . . . again.

What a difference 30 (plus) years makes! Now there are books and local brewing shops and advice on the Internet. Now you can find kits and equipment and even ________ometers. There are ready-made flavor packets and pre-measured malt and hops and barley.

Now, everything you need for beer-making is available and accessible! You can go out for an hour one afternoon. . . and come back with everything you need for a summer of fermenting fun!
(And, because they are both scientists, there are thorough lab notes. . .)

Summer beer batch #1. . .

Fermenting now. . .

in a basement shower stall!
(I wonder if he'll get extra credit?)